LETTER TO THE EDITOR

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Dear Editors, I was deeply moved by the extent of David Jonas’ sexual frustration, as advertised in the Mac Weekly on Dec. 2, 2005. Some of you may remember me as the whore from the previous issue’s Spotlight. Given my newly widespread reputation on campus as a loose woman, I would love to offer my services for one date with David Jonas. Presence of a field reporter will be highly encouraged.

Respectfully yours,

Kate Slivko ’06