By Jenny Ledig and Sarah Krumholz

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) We all love Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore, so being the first in line for the movie Whip It is anything but embarrassing. Be aggressive to get what you want. It will pay off Saturday night. Weekend excitement level: 8.9.SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) The 60 percent Macalester alum marriage success rate is no myth. This weekend may be the weekend for you to find Mr./ Ms. Right. Keep your game face on; the outcome may be in your favor. You might even create some moments you’re going to want to savor. Weekend excitement level: 10.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You’ve seen all the sexy time flyers around campus, which has instigated various behaviors. Be careful, and remember you don’t want to be trapped, so keep it wrapped. Weekend excitement level: 7.3.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Parents are in town, which can be stressful. However you won’t let that get in the way of your good time. Expect other visitors as well, which will not only be exciting, but an enhancement to your nights out. Weekend excitement level: 8.1.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Someone’s gonna get some this weekend. Enough said. Weekend excitement level: 8.9.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Your roommate has been making a mess. It is out of control and you do not know what to do. Obvious answer: don’t get back; get even. Someone may be getting locked out while in the shower this weekend. Weekend excitement level: 4.0.

ARIES (March 21-April 19) This weekend will take an interesting turn for you. You’ll be sitting at breakfast in Café Mac when the hottie refilling their cup catches your eye 😉 Weekend excitement level: 9.9.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Friday is going to be your night. You receive an invite to the hottest off campus party. The night begins and you’re ready. You glance across the room and you see your crush hooking up with your frenemy. Weekend excitement level: 0.3.

GEMINI (May 21-June 21) You jeans are wet! You fell in a slush puddle.despite your “waterproof” boots. Oh, but don’t worry- your things will dry when things heat up later that night. Weekend excitement level: 5.3.

CANCER (June 22-July 22) Check your SPO. There may be a little yellow slip, or a note from someone special, or a bill. Either way YOU’VE GOT MAIL. Weekend excitement level: 3.2.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Whoa! The person who sits across from you in your 9:40 class’ mom is wearing your shirt. Embarrassing! Don’t worry- turns out she 26. She’s a step-mom. Weekend excitement level: 6.3.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) We all know the brick oven pizza is delish, but pizza everyday can’t be healthy. Take a break and try something new with someone new. Sparks will fly when the spanikopita catches both your eyes. Weekend excitement level: 6.8.