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By Anna Chastain


Q: Where are some good places on campus to have sex if you don’t want to sexile your roommate? I’ve tried the Dupre showers but I’m hoping for something a little more spacious.

– Looking for Some Hot Spots

A: Ew, the Dupre showers are nasty. Your best option is just working around your roommate’s schedule. Why don’t you suggest that s/he join an org or two? We’re not sure it would be a good idea for us to recommend public spaces on campus for sexual displays, but you could always check out certain locations which tend to remain open at late hours…like the Turck laundry room…

Eligible Bachelor Alert!

Q: In light of this past week’s turn towards personal ads, we’d like to announce the availability (very available) of Jake Levy-Pollans. This charming, future politician is tall, dark, handsome, and Jewish – oh, and did we mention available?

A: Ladies, have at him. (Jake, you are straight, right?)

Q: My neighbor makes lots of noise when doing the deed. How can I tactfully ask her to quiet down? (Is moaning by choice?)

– Sleepless on the Second Floor

A: Anna says: I know exactly what you mean. I think maybe we live on the same second floor. It’s my view that moaning can be modulated: and I know it’s super easy to hear all kinds of things through the walls but when the whole floor can hear her—well, we’d rather not. I hope she reads this column.

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